I'D TAP THAT (Dark) T-Shirt
Guys see a nice arse. They say they'd like to "tap that". Guys see an eightball close to the left side pocket. They think, "Hmm, better just tap that". But it doesn't mean they wish to perform...
View ArticleVENDETTA'S GUN SHOP (Dark) T-Shirt
1873. Samuel Gunderson strode into Mac Wilson's Gun Store in El Paso, Texas and shot the outlaw Bram "The Viper" Doherty three times in the back. Doherty had, three months previous, slain Gunderson's...
View ArticleTASTES LIKE CHICKEN (Dark) T-Shirt
Everything tastes like chicken. Even chicken tastes like chicken. In the prehistoric world, Tyrannosaur tasted like chicken, as did Stegosaur. However, Pterodactyl tasted like salmon and Brontosaur a...
View ArticleTASTES LIKE CHICKEN (Light: Black Print) T-Shirt
Everything tastes like chicken. Even chicken tastes like chicken. In the prehistoric world, Tyrannosaur tasted like chicken, as did Stegosaur. However, Pterodactyl tasted like salmon and Brontosaur a...
View ArticleREJECT (Dark) T-Shirt
You've been rejected by the opposite sex more often than your bowels have rejected curry. That doesn't mean you're a loser, it just means that you're different (and have a weak stomach). And...
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FREAK (Dark) T-Shirt
We're all a bit of a freak in our own way. Maybe you've got a pinky toe that's larger than your big toe. Or maybe one ear that looks akin to a piece of broccoli. Or perhaps you're a freak because you...
View ArticleLICENSE TO CHILL (Dark) T-Shirt
Everyone is given a license to chill at birth. You don't have to pump yourself up on adrenaline and attack life like a crazed bull with a tree stump up its arse! That's your decision. If you want to...
View ArticleTASTES LIKE CHICKEN (Light: Brown Print) T-Shirt
Everything tastes like chicken. Even chicken tastes like chicken. In the prehistoric world, Tyrannosaur tasted like chicken, as did Stegosaur. However, Pterodactyl tasted like salmon and Brontosaur a...
View ArticleDEE TEE'S (Dark) T-Shirt
Opening in 1953, Dee Tee's Liquor Store in Poughkeepsie first came under the scrutiny of authorities in 1955, when it had been supplying illegal absinthe to high-paying clientele. Dee Tee's liquor...
View ArticleSALMONELLA'S QUALITY MEATS (Dark) T-Shirt
Emilio and Bruno Salmonella opened their meat packing plant on Chicago's south side in 1882. Following an outbreak of food poisoning in the early 20th century, the public's attention was directed at...
View ArticleI'M THE LATEST APP (Light) T-Shirt
That's right! I'm the latest app! You want limitless fun? You want excitement? You want extraordinary feats of normality? Then look no further. I'll give you all of that and then some. So what the...
View ArticleI'M THE LATEST APP (Dark) T-Shirt
That's right! I'm the latest app! You want limitless fun? You want excitement? You want extraordinary feats of normality? Then look no further. I'll give you all of that and then some. So what the...
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THE GEEKFATHER (Dark: White/Red Print) T-Shirt
THE GEEKFATHER (Dark: White/Red Print) T-Shirt
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SAX APPEAL (Light) T-Shirt
Yo, sax man, blow into your reed. Play me a tune, something that reaches deep into the gut enticing the loins. Give me some soul. Play me some deep, dirty dirge of sexual revolution. Or just give me...
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